Pub Signs, Notices, Instructions

As we travel through life we come across many Signs, Notices, some serious, some humorous, some just plain Wierd.

Here are a few I have seen in my travels 

In the Lake District for cats that CAN read

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Seen in a Lake District public house

OK, I admit I added the last lines

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Then there is this for DOG-OWNERS that should be able 

TO READ

Sent to me on St Patrick's day is there a message here?

And, finally for animal lovers...